Rap Battle: Legal Edition

Let’s take a trip through the legal world,
Where the parol evidence rule gets unfurled.
In Guyana, the marriage laws are tight,
Make sure you’re on track to tie the knot just right.
Need some legal counsel? Call John Baker Law,
He’s got the experience and will leave you in awe.
When two parties agree, it’s a beautiful thing,
But you gotta have an agreement between service provider and company that will make your heart sing.
When you’re starting a business, don’t forget the paperwork,
Get those business incorporation documents and don’t be a jerk.
Want to make money in the legal game?
Check out the intellectual property legal assistant salary, it’s not all the same.
Planning to dropship on eBay, there are rules to obey,
Make sure you know them, or they’ll ruin your day.
If you’re in Missouri and run a daycare,
Check out the daycare laws in Missouri and show you care.
For legal needs in Kamloops, call Kay Law,
They’ll help you out and leave you in awe.
And finally, if Fido passes away,
Can you legally bury a pet in your backyard? Listen to what I say.